If Lebron James doesn't stay in Cleveland, there's one offer he should consider above all others.
The Oklahoma City Redhawks, who are the Texas Rangers Triple-A minor league baseball affiliate have offered the free agent an interesting deal. In addition to offering the maximum allowable minor league salary (something shy of $1 million), they are also offering:
-Free housing in a 1500 sq.ft. home owned by the team in Harrah, OK
-Lawn maintenance in the the above home by one of the Redhawks' own groundskeepers
-A new hotdog at the games known as the "LeBrawtwurst"--King James himself would get to "design" the toppings for the hotdog
-Throw out the first pitch every night
-All Lebron runs will count for 2, and each homerun will count for 3
So, I think the other teams should just pull back their offers right now. I think we know where his heart will lead him.
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This is incredibly funny and creative. I am in your debt! BTW-- the article you wrote most recently above this one is a wonderful, well-conceived piece that really helps clarify the ideas of pride in country and in the various forms that should be encouraged. I haven't seen this put better. The quotes were both challenging and inspiring. Thank you! Dan
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